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Pretty Sharp, See?
I think this has been around for a bit, but I just saw it the other day and thought it was pretty great. Anyone with a little programming experience (or even if not, it should still be fairly easy to...
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Oops, Lame
Once up on a time, the Wizard of Health proclaimed, “With a wave of my wand, you will fall ill once more.” “But this would be the third time in as many months,” I replied. “Can something different...
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The Grumpy Sparrow and the Unfortunate Trees
Why am I like this. It was a Sunday full of wine and sprinkles for all but the poor and the poorly, and the animals in the forest rejoiced but for a grumpy little sparrow who fluttered about,...
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Any Way You Choose
Apparently, some time between my recent visit to Cold Stone and the last time before that, there was a period where they did not serve cookie dough as a topping. Which on one hand is a shame, since...
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Eating Liquorice
Oh, it’s for eating? You mean…? Oh. Oh, no… Well, at–at least it’s soft…! Bene ēdite.
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Super Normal
Just another normal day, shopping for Normal Things at Rosauers. Oh, nothing to see here. Just a perfectly normal box of penne and ch– …of… …of… … …what in the unholy $%&# is chreese!? I...
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That’s Why
A plastic dog came up to me. He asked for five; I gave him three. I guess that was all right, since he Accepted that instead. A metal cat went up to you. She asked for ten – what did you do? I heard...
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Have a Banana
Just screwing around with the new version of Procreate and Apple’s hilariously priced iPad stylus. Bananas are just the best, you know? Bene scribete.
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Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. If you haven’t yet encountered “The Handsome One” – a short computer-generated chapter of an imaginary Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and...
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